mhl Support training manager, Milan Hilton, is our latest guest blogger. Milan travels up and down the country providing safety training, and intends to use this blog to share some of his more unusual experiences.
MILAN: on Dealing with a Pain in the Class and the importance of shutting stable doors before…
By way of introduction, let’s get my name out of the way shall we? No, it’s not made up and no, I’m not related to Paris, thank God. Anyhow, what’s in a name? ‘That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet’, as The Bard said.
But he never had to make a hotel reservation. You try calling the Manchester Hilton and telling them you’re Milan Hilton. Complete confusion always ensues, and I don’t even get staff discount. As a professional, managing the training function at mhl Support, delivering courses and conducting 1-2-1 sessions all over the country, I get to see a lot of hotel rooms. And raise a lot of receptionists’ eyebrows.
My name has had its repercussions at work, too. Delivering a course in Manchester, I had a group of eighteen people – the usual mix of earnest enthusiasts and bored-rigid (until I weave my magic, obviously ☺) delegates, (who were attending on sufferance). One fellow in particular was shaping up to be a first-rate pain in the class.
The course was Health and Safety for Managers and Mr. Pain was not impressed. He huffed and puffed and rolled his eyes alarmingly. At one point, his irritation boiled over. He said haughtily: ‘I’m not sure if I should be here at all. You see, I have a background in manufacturing.’ The implication was, ‘and you obviously don’t, so what can you tell me that I don’t already know?’
I recognised this as a symptom of the curse of my name. He’d obviously concluded that, with a moniker like mine, the closest I’d ever been to an industrial process was when the silver spoon was surgically removed from my mouth. (Leaving in its place a lovely Black Country accent. My name and Lenny Henry’s voice… See what I’m up against?)
I digress. So I resolved to collar Mr. Pain in the coffee break. He was bigger than me. ‘So what can you teach me?’ I asked, trying to make myself look and sound like Dirty Harry’s brother from Wolverhampton: (‘do yow feeyul luckay, punk?’) He said nothing. Calmly, I continued. ‘I was in manufacturing for 28 years’, I told him. ‘I was 21 years with Chubb in Wolverhampton and I ended up being one in four people in charge of all the production on site. I’ve personally done almost every job you can think of in manufacturing. Welding’, I said, by way of example. ‘Have you done any welding?’
‘Er, no…’
‘Ah’, said I, thoughtfully. ‘And I used to run the paint shop. A million pounds worth of automated electropheretic state-of-the-art production line for optimum degreasing and painting…’
‘Oh’, he said, examining his shoes. Mission accomplished.
Anyone who knows me will tell you that I’m not a big head by nature. So, much as I was tempted to give him both barrels, at that juncture, I backed off. Every now and then it’s important to establish your credentials with your audience, and this had been one of those occasions. When it happens, it’s important to make your point without attracting the attention of other members of the group – that would never do – but it was paramount that Mr. Pain knew I’d been there, seen it, done it and grown out of the T-shirt, and that I had something to say that could help him to do his job better.
He’d picked on the wrong guy, from the wrong firm! All of us at mhl have at least one thing in common, besides hands-on experience in our fields of expertise: passion. (I hate the word, but can you think of a better one?) We’re the kind of people that never tire of learning, of looking for ways to do things better. On the journey, like many trainers, I’ve amassed plenty of letters after my name and in the past six years I’ve been awarded ample certificates to paper my office. I’m not in the Training business for plaudits, though, nice as it is to receive them. I’m in it because I believe in training. Often, sadly, a customer engages me after some incident or other has exposed a skills gap. Bluntly, in too many cases, somebody has to get hurt before I get called in. That’s depressing.
And that’s the key message of this, my inaugural blog: lock the stable door before the horse bolts. It hurts less.
It’s 8.40 now, and I’m twenty minutes away from delivering the IOSH ‘Managing Safely’ course here at mhl Head Office in Newcastle, Staffordshire. Hopefully, there’ll be no Mr. (or Mrs.) Pain to deal with. If there is, I’m ready: ‘go ahead, make my day…’ In the nicest possible way, of course!
Thanks for reading my first attempt at a blog. I’ll be posting at regular intervals and plan to share some of my more unusual experiences. I’d love to get your feedback, so until next time, keep smiling!
Milan Hilton
milan.hilton@mhlsupport.com
www.mhlsupport.com